foxplant:

“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell

ilahey:

Bitches are aggressive, assertive, domineering, overbearing, strong-minded, spiteful, hostile, direct, blunt, candid, obnoxious, thick-skinned, hard-headed, vicious, dogmatic, competent, competitive, pushy, loud-mouthed, independent, stubborn, demanding, manipulative, egoistic, driven, achieving, overwhelming, threatening, scary, ambitious, tough, brassy, masculine, boisterous and turbulent.

A Bitch takes shit from no one. You may not like her, but you cannot ignore her.

— Joreen, “The Bitch Manifesto,” published in Ms. Magazine in 1969.

neoncrayon:

In case anyone is not having the best of days, remember that this performance of “Halo” exists.

Cosmo Tip #3476 

tsar-bucks:

When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.

"When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. “This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar,” she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. “My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.”

It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions? How often had I sped past them as I learned of male achievement and men’s place in the history books? Then I read Rosalind Miles’s book “The Women’s History of the World” (recently republished as “Who Cooked the Last Supper?”) and I knew I needed to look again. History is full of fabulous females who have been systematically ignored, forgotten or simply written out of the records. They’re not all saints, they’re not all geniuses, but they do deserve remembering." - Sandi Toksvig, ‘Top 10 unsung heroines’  (via ceedling)

"Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is so fragile that apparently even the slightest brush with the feminine destroys it." - Gwen Sharp (via pushtheheart)

Interviewer: In the season premiere, Scott gets a tattoo which is actually your real tattoo? (x)

alegbra:

alegbra:

i’m not saying she’s a gold digger but she believes that in a male-dominated society where women generally are paid less it’s important to find a man that can be relied on financially if necessary

in case you guys missed it the point of the joke is that you shouldn’t degrade girls for only wanting to consider financially stable people as long-term partners because our economy is in ruins

yologna:

the months of 2013:

  • january
  • march????? 
  • hHH hhhhhhhhhh
  • ????
  • wOAH JUNE
  • ?
thechunkiest:

amandaaly:

East Side Pride<3

LONG AGO THE 5 BOROUGHS OF SAN JOSE LIVED IN HARMONY THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE E$$J BECAME ALL GHETTO AND SHANKED THEM RICH SONS OF BITCHES IN SOUTH SIDE 

thechunkiest:

amandaaly:

East Side Pride<3

LONG AGO THE 5 BOROUGHS OF SAN JOSE LIVED IN HARMONY THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE E$$J BECAME ALL GHETTO AND SHANKED THEM RICH SONS OF BITCHES IN SOUTH SIDE