gym, tan, lycanthropy – teen wolf meets the jersey shore
“pussy” is the dumbest insult ever youre literally calling someone a vagina. and if youre not calling someone a vagina, youre calling them a cat. both are fucking awesome and youre lame as hell
Bitches are aggressive, assertive, domineering, overbearing, strong-minded, spiteful, hostile, direct, blunt, candid, obnoxious, thick-skinned, hard-headed, vicious, dogmatic, competent, competitive, pushy, loud-mouthed, independent, stubborn, demanding, manipulative, egoistic, driven, achieving, overwhelming, threatening, scary, ambitious, tough, brassy, masculine, boisterous and turbulent.
A Bitch takes shit from no one. You may not like her, but you cannot ignore her.
— Joreen, “The Bitch Manifesto,” published in Ms. Magazine in 1969.
In case anyone is not having the best of days, remember that this performance of “Halo” exists.
When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.
Interviewer: In the season premiere, Scott gets a tattoo which is actually your real tattoo? (x)
#OH MY GOD HE GETS IT #IT’S NOT THAT LOIS IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR SUPERMAN #SUPERMAN IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR LOIS #HOLY CHRIST ON A CRACKER #MAN OF FEELS
i’m not saying she’s a gold digger but she believes that in a male-dominated society where women generally are paid less it’s important to find a man that can be relied on financially if necessary
in case you guys missed it the point of the joke is that you shouldn’t degrade girls for only wanting to consider financially stable people as long-term partners because our economy is in ruins
the months of 2013:
- january
- march?????
- hHH hhhhhhhhhh
- ????
- wOAH JUNE
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East Side Pride<3
LONG AGO THE 5 BOROUGHS OF SAN JOSE LIVED IN HARMONY THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE E$$J BECAME ALL GHETTO AND SHANKED THEM RICH SONS OF BITCHES IN SOUTH SIDE